The Sam's Club Diapers Segula (satire)
I saved this post for Adar. It's satire, but "accident"ally worked.
Apparently, there is a newly created Segula to get your 2-year-old to be toilet-trained. If you're concerned about your little one getting into a preschool that requires him or her to be toilet trained, this Segula may (or may not) be for you.
This segula involves buying a package of Sam's Club Diapers (containing at least 156 diapers) for the first time when your child is over 2¾ years old and not yet toilet-trained. Next, you must open the package, using at least one diaper - rendering the package unreturnable. You will see that your child will be toilet-trained in no time!
This segula is Baduk Umnuseh (checked and positively tested) by at least one family - mine.
posted by yaak @ 2/04/2011 11:50:00 AM
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That is actually a segulah for being zocheh to have another baby
That's what I thought. Just pack them away for the next one (or 2) :-). :-).
I completely understand this type of segula. It definately works 100% of the time. A friend of mine used to smoke. Whenever the food at a restaurant was taking a long time to be brought to the table, my friend used to light up a cigarette and Bam!- out popped the waitress with our order- everytime!
Must be a slow blogging day! However, this segulah also works for bringing rain. Friends would even call me and ask that I take my car to the car wash. And if we badly needed a rain storm...I must wash and WAX the car BY HAND! Works everytime! But it only works in the city that my car lives in....presently Chicago.
You could always sell the remaining 155 diapers on Ebay....
I remember those baby days.... I was so excited when I didn't have to spend $20 plus each week buying Huggies.
The downside is that once they are toilet trained, they start having an opinion on everything and never listen to you again.
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