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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Some Hamas Humor

Hamas’ military wing, the Izzadin el-Kassam faction announced “the gates of hell have been opened for Israel” after Israel targeted the home of a senior terrorist commander in Gaza.

Arutz Sheva:
Hamas declared on Tuesday night that Israel had “opened the gates of hell”.

In a statement, the group’s so-called “military wing” said that it had resumed the rocket fire on Israel because the Israeli Air Force had launched an airstrike on a home in Gaza.

The group warned that “the price will be a heavy one”.

Senior Hamas official Ezzat al-Rishq warned, according to AFP, "Israel will not enjoy security so long as the Palestinian people do not, and it started it."

So, we have two different versions: who opened the gates of Gehinnom?  Were they opened for Israel or did Israel open them?  Perhaps, we can answer this question from the very reliable source PreOccupied Territory:
Satan Tired Of Hamas Leaving Gates Of Hell Open All The Time

Khan Yunis, Gaza Strip, July 9 – The leadership of Hamas and Islamic Jihad threatened to “open the gates of Hell” on Israel if the latter continued attacking their fighters launching rockets at Israel, but the chief resident of Hell is not amused, and complains that Hamas is perpetually opening those gates and neglecting to close them after passing through.

“This is at least the fourth time in the last few years that Hamas has opened those gates, but I’ll be damned if they’ve bothered to close them again even once,” said Satan this afternoon. “We have countless imps running around, completely unaware that they can fall into the River Styx. Thank God that hasn’t happened yet, but our demons already have their hands full with their regular duties and don’t need to be neglecting their torture assignments to go rounding up the imps because some terrorists forgot basic manners and put all of the little ones at risk.”

He also noted other disruptions that occurred as a result of the open gates. “The temperature down here is calibrated very precisely, and those cold drafts that come in through the open gates play hell with our thermostats,” he explained. “I’d expect people who are our natural allies in the mortal realm to take into account our basic needs.”

Read more at PreOccupied Territory

See also Moloch Unimpressed By Hamas Sacrifice Of Children


At Wed Aug 20, 03:05:00 AM 2014, Blogger Neshama said...

That's what they get for digging those tunnels .. Maybe a little too deep!

At Wed Aug 20, 03:51:00 AM 2014, Blogger hstarck said...

At Wed Aug 20, 05:37:00 AM 2014, Blogger yaak said...

Neshama, funny!

hstarck, nice!


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