Megilat Ivanka

And it was in the days of Trump. He is Trump who ruled from Trump Tower to Mara Lago - 500 business entities.  And it was when Trump went to the White House Correspondents Dinner in 2011 where he was mocked and ridiculed whereby he said וּכְדַי, בִּזָּיוֹן וָקָצֶף [So will there arise enough contempt and wrath].  It was then and there that he decided to become President.

So there was a contest for the Republican nominee, and Republicans had to choose from 17 potential candidates.  All the others were book-smarter and all the others were younger.  But after 6 months of oil of myrrh (aka grass-roots campaigning) and 6 months of spices (aka state primaries), Republicans chose Trump.

In the general elections, Trump ran against the Suha-kissing, email-server abusing Hillary.  Hillary, who refused to appear before Fox News for a long time not because of a grown tail (as far as we know), but for political reasons, and when she did, lied about the FBI and her emails, was summarily execu... er... defeated in the election by Trump in a Venahafoch Hu style.  Her long list of sins finally caught up to her.  But I'd rather not rehash old wounds since what difference, at this point, does it make?

There is a Jewish man, who lives in Washington, the capital, and his name is Jared.  And he took Yael, she is Ivanka, as a daughter wife.  Ivanka, being a convert, is considered to be a newborn baby without a mother or a father.  Nevertheless, she is well-known mainly due to her birth-father, otherwise known as Trump.  Trump decided to place Jared and Ivanka high up in his government.

Before these things happened, Obama promoted the nation of Paras, and its Amalekites therein, among the nations, and gave them lots of money.  He told Paras that they are not to build nuclear weapons now, but "in 15 years, when I'm long gone from office, do as you please."  Obama knew full well that Paras would use those weapons להשמיד להרג ולאבד את כל היהודים מנער ועד זקן [to kill all the Jews] and it even says so on their rockets, but that is just a technicality.  (There is a dispute among the sages whether Obama is just a misguided fool or just as evil as Paras.  The majority claims the latter.)

The rest of the story isn't yet written.  What will happen next? A lot depends on us.