Thursday, April 01, 2010

Obama's Seder - Just Plain Weird

Obama apparentlly had a traditional Seder.

I'm trying to imagine the absurdities in Obama's Seder.

הא לחמא עניא דאכלו אבהתנא בארעא דמצרים - did the president's ancestors eat poor man's bread in Egypt. I know Kenya's not far away, but come on...

עבדים היינו לפרעה במצרים - can the president really say that he was a slave to Par'oh in Egypt? It would be much more appropriate for all other US citizens to say עבדים אנחנו לפרעה באמירקא - especially after the healthcare bill passed.

The whole Dayenu, which the article says they sang doesn't make sense to him (הוציאנו ממצרים, נתן לנו את התורה, etc. don't apply to him.)

The article says:
We concluded with the cup for Elijah and singing 'Eliyahu Hanavi.'


Mr. Obama, do you even know what you're singing? "Bimheira Yavo Eileinu Im Mashiah Ben David." You are clueless as to what this really means. With Mashiah comes a Beit Hamikdash in a unified Jerusalem (something you despise), along with the downfall of Edom (of which you lead).

Your trying to show how pro-Jewish you are just shows how clueless you are.

7 Comments:

At Thu Apr 01, 07:14:00 PM 2010, Blogger Daniel20359 said...

Acronym of 10 plagues = 501, just as Obama's full name in Hebrew. Also, if you start with the last letter bet, which stands for the second word of the plague instead of the first, which already seems unusual, the next two letters going backwards are chet and alef. That's the President's full name initialed in Hebrew. Is that not mind boggling?

 
At Thu Apr 01, 08:43:00 PM 2010, Blogger Devorah said...

Obama is a smart ass. He's a narcissist, and therefore he is vulnerable to his own weakness (which is his Ego).

Everything is going great guns right now, the health care bill was passed (another miraculous event, orchestrated by Heaven).

G-d is giving obama everything that Obama thinks he deserves. All the power, all the success...
and the result is that Obama's ego is growing more and more (if that's possible).

I don't understand the "Obama Seder" either- but perhaps normal people are not meant to understand it, because Obama is INSANE. Narcissists ARE insane, they don't see reality, they only see themselves.

Obama's fall will be huge, because he is at such a great height right now. And that's how G-d wants it to be.

 
At Sat Apr 03, 02:00:00 PM 2010, Blogger Cosmic X said...

If only Obama knew what I said immediately after we opened the door and said "Shfoch Chamatcha El HaGoyim asher lo yeda-u-cha..."

 
At Sat Apr 03, 10:30:00 PM 2010, Blogger Neshama said...

Let's analyze what is happening NOW. Well, it is strange that Pharoah would conduct a Passover seder memorializing his defeat over the Jews.................. unless he is hoping for an upcoming repeat performance with a different outcome?

Or is he trying to elevate his embarrassing downward turn in recent polls?

 
At Sun Apr 04, 02:44:00 AM 2010, Anonymous MAOZ said...

Analogy, anyone? Like, maybe, Obama's mockery of us with his "Passover seder" as sort of an analogy to Achashverosh's mockery of us with his banquet using the Klei HaMikdash?

Just a thought....

 
At Tue Apr 06, 03:47:00 PM 2010, Blogger David said...

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At Tue Apr 06, 03:49:00 PM 2010, Blogger David said...

Can't everyone assume that sin is a worse bondage than any Egyptian slavery? Maybe he was being thankful for Adonai for providing a way of redemption and salvation.. Maybe he's a bit wiser than most of the comments on this blog ;o)

 

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