Meanwhile, in Ivory Coast, it's the Consonants vs. the Vowels

The guy with too many consonants in a row is trying to keep power and not let the guy with too many vowels in a row take over.

Arutz Sheva:

While attention is riveted on Libya, a renewed civil war is simmering in the Ivory Coast between President Laurent Gbagbo, who lost the November 28 elections to Alassane Ouattara, but refuses to relinquish his post claiming fraud and intimidation at the polls.

(I don't usually joke about people's names so much - it must be Adar.)