Translation of Sod1820's March 9th update (author unknown):
So where did it come from???
From bats?
From the animal market in Wuhan?
A leaked biological weapon?
Perhaps from a totally different direction that you never suspected?
So, what did we have here [in Israel] recently?
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Good, you wanted public transportation on Shabbat?
Now, there won't be public transportation even during the weekdays.
Because of Mrs. Corona...
You will get separation and quarantine for all...
This is what Mrs. Corona said.
From now on, there will be no kisses at all...
Of course, because of Auntie Corona.
this is a man that helps everyone...
Now, he will not be able to help you.
Auntie Corona...
The supermarkets will be empty...
Because Auntie Corona emptied them...
You embarrassed Torah learners.
without anyone protesting or opening their mouths...
Your faces will be covered with masks...
So that your neighbor Corona will not see you...
is a breach of "You shall not do work" on Shabbat,
They will sit at home and they will not go to work at all.
You want to go out naked in the streets...
Now, you will wear 3 layers of quarantine and covering.
A gift from Auntie Corona.
You want there to be a lot of LGBT people...
Even a man to a woman won't be able to come close...
Because perhaps the Corona will crawl in the middle of it.
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So where did Corona come from?
Who sent you?
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כז וְאִם-בְּזֹאת--לֹא תִשְׁמְעוּ, לִי; וַהֲלַכְתֶּם עִמִּי, בְּקֶרִי. | 27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto Me, but walk contrary unto Me; |
כח וְהָלַכְתִּי עִמָּכֶם, בַּחֲמַת-קֶרִי; וְיִסַּרְתִּי אֶתְכֶם אַף-אָנִי, שֶׁבַע עַל-חַטֹּאתֵיכֶם. | 28 then I will walk contrary unto you in fury; and I also will chastise you seven times for your sins. |
סא גַּם כָּל-חֳלִי, וְכָל-מַכָּה, אֲשֶׁר לֹא כָתוּב, בְּסֵפֶר הַתּוֹרָה הַזֹּאת--יַעְלֵם יְהוָה עָלֶיךָ, עַד ... | 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring upon thee, until thou be... |
Hashem should guard us and have mercy on us.
2 Comments:
I didnt notice “Mr” Corona anywhere here? I’m not a feminist but fair is fair. After all, the lab scientist who mixed the concoction called CV was a man, experimenting as they do in the W lab in that country!
Otherwise, very cute.
Sorry the person responsble in wohan was a woman but .corona dont discreminate .
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