Jewish Spiderman Theme Song

Hat tip for this picture to Rafi and Jameel.

With apologies to the real lyrics:

Spiderman,
Spiderman,
Got caught praying
On the Kotel Cam.
Among Hasidim
He stands out.
Red and blue
There's no doubt.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he ours?
Listen bud-
He's got authentic
Jewish blood.
Can he daven
worth a lick?
Take a look
at the pic.
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman.

In the glare
of the day
At the stones
of the wall
He gives a kiss
As if to say
Hashem will lift us
From our fall

Spiderman,
Spiderman,
Friendly Frum Jewish Spiderman
May look different
May web-spin
Has the heart
Of a Ma'amin
To him,
The Yetzer's walls that are found
Should be scaled or swung around
That's why he's Spiderman!