My Scholarly Post on Astrophysics

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Ha, just kidding. I know nothing about astrophysics. Actually, asking me to write a post about astrophysics would be like...like...like asking Arab-party Knesset Member Ahmad Tibi to write an article in the Knesset newsletter on Parshat Hashavua!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!

...What?!?!...You say he did?!?!?!

I better get caught up on my Newton...