Friday, September 14, 2012

Leek Locution

Like as we eat this leek, may our luck never lack in the year to come.
- de Sola Pool Rosh Hashana Mahzor1

Like as we eat this leek, may Luke Skywalker defeat the Dark Side and may the Loch Ness Monster be caught in the year to come.
- Sci-Fi Club Rosh Hashana Mahzor

Like as we eat this leek, may we have loquacious friends, may we get many Likes on Facebook, may we continue to look fabulous, and may our Lukshen Kugels turn out delicious in the year to come.
- Bored Housewives' Rosh Hashana Mahzor

Like as we eat this leek, may our league end the lockout in the year to come.
- NHL Players Association Rosh Hashana Mahzor

Like as we eat this leek, may the local weather produce many leaks in the year to come.
- Roofers Association Rosh Hashana Mahzor

Like as we eat this leek, may our liquor never lack in the year to come.
- Kiddush Clubs of America Rosh Hashana Mahzor

Like as we eat this leek, may our loco enemies put up a lackluster performance and thereby take a licking in the year to come.2
- IDF Rosh Hashana Mahzor


1. This one is real.
2. This one somewhat resembles the Hebrew prayer for leek.

1 Comments:

At Sun Sep 16, 02:21:00 AM 2012, Blogger Neshama said...

Shana Tova
Shana Shefa
Shana Shalem
Shana Shalom
Shana Mashiach

:-)

 

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