Hugo Chavez has died. His VP said:
Maduro also said "we have no doubt" that Chavez's cancer, which was first diagnosed in June 2011, was induced by foul play by "the historical enemies of our homeland."...which of course was proven without a doubt as well, right?
He compared the situation to the death of the Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat, claiming Arafat was "inoculated with an illness."
Next, we have this:
Iran reportedly uses snipers to tackle Tehran's rat problem
"They seem to have a genetic mutation," said Ismail Kahram, an environmental adviser to the city council. "They are bigger now and look different. These are changes that normally take millions of years of evolution."Yes, I've heard of these rats. They have names too. They mutated into the Ayatollah and the president of the country. These rats are armed and dangerous.
Kahram says the rats are so big, they even outweigh many of Tehran's cats.