Monday, May 31, 2010

Did Someone Order a Tortilla?

The IDF repeatedly warned the members of the Insane Yordim Who Make Coffee to keep their tortilla far away from Gaza because it causes stomach aches, but they didn't listen. The tortilla members have planned a lynch of IDF soldiers should they be confronted all along.

The IDF asked them to move to Ashdod, whose stomach can handle the tortilla and its contents, but they didn't listen.

The IDF moved onto the tortilla and dug in, at which point members of the Insane Yordim Who Make Coffee started shooting, stabbing, and taking away weapons from the IDF, causing injuries. The IDF had no choice but to shoot back with live fire to protect its soldiers, causing deaths.

This is how I see what happened, somewhat.

What this could lead to? קודשא בריך הוא יודע

10 Comments:

At Mon May 31, 04:59:00 AM 2010, Anonymous Mezzuzah said...

Well, I've already announced Gog and Magog - so it's pretty much a done deal.

 
At Mon May 31, 05:53:00 AM 2010, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so tired of all these arab nations trying to steal our land, trying to take our nukes away from us thru international conferences, and threatening to annihilate us.
Lets just let them have it once and for all. Lets nuke all of them and then I bet you that the Moshiach will be on his way. There will never be any peace with the arabs. It's either them or us.

 
At Mon May 31, 05:58:00 AM 2010, Blogger Vilnagaon said...

May Hashem,BH,solve all sending us Moshiach.

 
At Mon May 31, 10:45:00 AM 2010, Blogger vincent said...

more like a godzilla
http://www.postavy.cz/obrazky/godzilla-1165.jpg

 
At Mon May 31, 03:36:00 PM 2010, Anonymous s said...

Israel just wanted to Check the Contents and make sure it's Okay.
The ships didn't have to start firing at Israel.
If you're ship is bringing okay goods, then you wouldn't mind showing it.
I think the flotilla ships just wanted to start a fight with a Israel.

 
At Mon May 31, 05:26:00 PM 2010, Blogger Neshama said...

its not coffee, its BOTTS!
(i.e., the dreggs)

 
At Mon May 31, 06:32:00 PM 2010, Blogger Neshama said...

Yishai at INN coined it as FLOTKILLA.

 
At Mon May 31, 10:39:00 PM 2010, Anonymous Shiloh said...

We need Israelis who can speak ENGLISH without an accent to speak for Israel and stop appologizing for the deaths of the goons. Tell the world the way it is, then shut up already. We don't need to be more PC and 'moral' then the goyim when it comes to defending ourselves. If we are more moral, shut up, you don't need to speak about it because the goyim don't give a damn anyway. Wake up.

 
At Tue Jun 01, 08:27:00 AM 2010, Blogger spiritualisraelite said...

Shilo - newsflash - the days of Hasbara have been announced DOA. It's over. The entire era of Hasbara - over and done with. There's NOTHING anyone can say short of - we're leaving (C"V!) that will make any kind of diff to anyone out there. Right now - this is a pathetic show of attempting to plug a leaky boat with the old tricks of the trade. It's chaval that nobody is telling them that no one is listening to them.

 
At Tue Jun 01, 10:32:00 PM 2010, Anonymous Shiloh said...

SpiritualIsraelite, it's not over until it's over. I am one not to be silent as the world hammers us. If I am not for myself, who will be for me.

 

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